10 Ways to Tell if Your Career as a Stage Hypnotist is Skyrocketing
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- 10. You get people buying you drinks, which you would love to accept, but you actually have to drive to another gig that night (for real).
- 9. You have a stage mascot (even if it’s just some dude dressed like pita bread).
- 8. During the show most people forget who you are (as opposed to before the show when they did not know either).
- 7. You have a dressing room (even though it’s a broom closet with a paper sign on it and your name printed in crayon).
- 6. Some people will not look into your eyes for fear of “being in your power”.
- 5. You get to eat at the concession stand for free (or anywhere you want for that matter…look into my eyes… noowwwwwwwww… give me a doughnut!).
- 4. People approach you after the show and want you to instantly cure them of all their problems.
- 3. You are happy to get a hotel upgrade and stay at a Super 8. Oh yeah.
- 2. People say your show is the best they have EVER seen (nevermind that it’s the ONLY show they’ve ever seen).
And the number on way to tell your career as a stage hypnotist is skyrocketing…. - 1. You go on AFTER the Elvis impersonator.
- JayDee
