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I stumbled across these comments on a hypnosis website and the comments are too good not to publish.
“Every single Stage Hypnotist in the market aside from a few (Myself included) does the same show they learned in a class.. Word for word…. I am a bit of a Hypnosis Historian if that is the correct term and have collected material form generations past…. I can sit in a show and in 5 minutes or less tell you whether or not I am looking at a Jerry Valley, Don Motton, Gil Boyne, Ormand McGill, or Terry Stokes impersonator…..,
Here is what I learned in the entertainment business.. You have to be first, the best, or unique.”
Justin James

“If in 2008 you are still ending every show with “YMCA” no matter the venue, or making John Bobbit jokes – when that event was like 18 years ago and many of your audience members were still in diapers or not even born yet – or if you use outdated skits like turning a couple into “Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson” at a high school grad night party – you are out of touch with today’s stage show customers – and you are likely to turn into one of those who complain that “newbies” or “bad trainers” are driving down the fees you can charge.
Furthermore, if your publicity photos are more than 5 years old, you are guilty of “false advertising” – everyone changes – hair, clothes, weight, wrinkles, etc. If you’re not happy with your real appearance these days, 1) your audience might not be either, and 2) you should probably make the effort to do a make-over. Image IS everything. Now, it’s okay to be older – and people do love “legends” – and it may be fun to put a chronological listing of historical head shots on your website for potential clients to see how long you’ve been in business – but the days of crowds looking forward to mullets, sequined jumpsuits or polyester leisure suits are generally over.
If your website offers “NEW Hilarious Videos from the 1998 & 1999 season” -this of course communicates a lot about the subject we are addressing. What about the 2000-2007 seasons? Did you retire? Are your videos not good enough to offer anymore? Is your show so exactly the same that it doesn’t matter what year you offer them from? Image IS everything.”
Richard Nongard

Two gents, very successful at what they do, I couldn’t of said it better.

JayDee

In the world of entertainment, people use celebrities to endorse themselves. Some of these are true endorsements, some are not. You can write to most celebrities, ask for an autographed photo and they will send it (sometimes with a personalized message) at your request. For the average person, this is no big deal, but what happens when someone uses this to make money by bringing up their status with bogus endorsements? It does happen, another hypnotist I knew told me how it was done, I presume he did it due to the large numbers of celebrity endorsements he uses. So without further adieu… here are some JayDee Hypnotist celebrity endorsements, pictures NOT included.

Leave a message after the tone – Barack Obama

Nothing to worry about us – Defense Minister, North Korea

We will win the cup! – Dan Cleary, Detroit Red Wings

We DID win the cup! – Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins

What do you mean the phones won’t be fixed until Friday? - Buzz Collins

Uh Huh? – Amazing Boris

You are cute but I found some one better – Kylie Minogue

I like Queen and you? – Katy Perry

Your standing on my foot – Marc Savard

Stalking is not cool…..- Cameron Diaz

Stop sending me yorkshire pudding!! – Terrance B

Gets go and get a popsickle – Mike Tyson

With endorsements like this, my career can only be going one way

This weekend I had a wonderful show in Presho, SD. A small town of about 500 people. What was the most surpising thing about the drive was the amount of Ring Neck Pheasants. I do not think I traveled more than 5 miles on the highway without seeing one male or a couple of females. The females are not brighly coloured, they are brown and whiteish. In Canada it is not common to see them on the road, but in the Dakota’s they seem to run the state If you are ever in that part of the USA, watch for pheasant country. If you want to see the review of the show, click here

                                                     JayDee

Here is a message I recieved yesterday. I hope these times are not long lived. 

ACHE CONFERENCE CANCELLED!

The Board of Directors of the American Council of Hypnotist Examiners have voted to cancel the 2009 Hypnotherapy Conference for the following reasons;

1) The economic recession has caused a dramatic drop in the number of early registrants.
2) Despite extensive efforts, we have been unable to find a first class hotel with room rates less than $120.00 plus taxes per night-(approx. $135.00)
3) We have been unable to write a contract with a hotel that would cover our meeting room spaces with a reduced cumulative room nights total.
4) Since Hypnotherapy is usually a self-employed occupation, we feel it is in everyone’s best interest to cancel this year and begin planning for a gala event in 2010.

Since many come to the Conference to achieve their continuing education requirements, they will be waived for 2009 for all members.

With Respect to All,
Gil Boyne  

I was very fortuneate to be invited back to the Sturgeon Golf and Country club this New Year’s Eve. I performed there 2 years ago and it was a great show. Then I was very nervous, that audience was more mature(50+) and the more mature the audience the more questions they ask, the more stories are told….ect That group turned out to be fabulous! This years group kept the tradition going, one third of the people had seen me two years ago and after an opening monologue, I asked for volunteers. The first two people up, were two ladies I hypnotized two years ago. It is a great compliment to any hypnotist when past subjects quickly volunteer. That means they had an enjoyable experience in the previous show. This show was appreciated by all and was another great show. A great deal of the credit is not mine though, when a performer is put in front of a great audience who are relaxed, respectful and funloving it is very easy to perform a great show! Thanks and as usual the food was superb!

                                                                                                                        JayDee 

The Seattle comedy festival wrapped up on Sunday and the winner was a good buddy of mine, Tommy Savitt! He beat out 4 other finalists, one of which was Edmonton’s own Lars Callieou, who I know is a very funny guy. To check out what happened go to http://seattlecomedycompetition.com/2008/  Congrats to Tommy and to Lars, you finished 5th but you beat out alot of other comediens, you’ll be back!!

                                                                                         JayDee

Congratulations on your decision to hire professional stage hypnosis entertainment for your upcoming event. The following information will help you determine which hypnotist is the best fit for you and your function, ensuring a good time can be had by all.

Does the hypnotist have any formal training in hypnotism or hypnotherapy?

If so, is it from a well-known association (such as the National Guild of Hypnotists) or did they get a diploma just because they paid for it online? When screening prospective hypnotists, beware of PhD’s in hypnosis, as 99% are sold online with no previous training required.

Does the performer offer different lengths of shows such as 60 – 120 minutes?

Since each event is different, some hypnotists vary their show durations in order to accommodate both short and lengthy functions. Find out if there are any options as to the duration/length of the show and if there are any circumstances that the show could run longer/shorter than expected. If so, find out if there would be any extra charge.

Does the performer carry liability insurance?

If not, YOU may be on the hook should an accident occur during the course of the event. Protect yourself and your guests by asking if liability insurance is offered (in what amount) and steer clear of performers who can’t (or won’t) offer proof that they’re covered.

Is the performer’s show suitable for general audiences, with no sexual content or bad language?

Don’t forget to carefully consider the rating requirements for your audience. If there will be kids in attendance or people who may be easily offended then it’s probably a good idea to double check with the performer that their show is rated “E” for everyone. Be wary of a hypnotist with an R rated reputation who promises you a clean show though… sure they can tone it down but will their show still be as funny (i.e. can they still make people laugh without swearing or behaving crudely)?

Does the performer supply a professional sound system, microphone and lighting?

Depending on the size of the audience and venue, there will most likely be a need for a sound and lighting system in order to amplify the show and brighten the stage area. Will the hypnotist supply this equipment or will this be your responsibility? Qualify a performer by making sure they can supply all of the equipment required in order to entertain your group.

Does the comedic hypnotist, have a background in comedy?

Some people like to think they’re funny and in turn they advertise as such. Reality TV shows have taught us that not everyone who thinks they’re funny is actually funny though. If a hypnotist who makes the entire audience (and not just himself) roar with laughter is a must for your function, then make sure they’ve had some comedy training from a reputable association. At the very least ask for a video (or even audio) clip from a past show and see for yourself.

Can the hypnotist connect you with any other services for your event?

A good stage hypnotist can offer you more bang for your buck by offering a range of other services you may also require for your function. For example, if you’re planning a company Christmas party and there will be diner and dancing before and after the show, you can choose a hypnotist who also offers professional DJ services. A well-connected hypnotist may also be able to put you in touch with other entertainers to perform at your event, such as magicians, clowns, balloon specialists and even caterers. You’ll never know, if you don’t ask.

Is the performer willing to travel? Do they charge travel expenses?

Keep in mind that the best hypnotist for your function will most likely not be local and will have to travel to you. Make sure the hypnotist is willing to travel and find out up-front if the travel expenses are covered within the initial fee or if they will be extra.

Does the hypnotist have any online videos or testimonials that you can see before hiring him/her?

With the explosion of online video and sites like youtube, it seems unlikely that any serious hypnotist would be marketing themselves without the use of actual footage from their hypnosis show. Ask for examples of their work in the form of videos or client testimonials and look for big audience reaction and participation.

The key to a successful event is often preparation. By taking some of the above into consideration you’re one step closer to booking the perfect entertainer for your special occasion. If you can think of any other questions that should be added to the list, be sure and leave your comments below.

JayDee Hypnotist

In the world of entertainment, people use celebrities to endorse themselves. Some of these are true endorsements, some are not. You can write to most celebrities, ask for an autographed photo and they will send it (sometimes with a personalized message) at your request. For the average person, this is no big deal, but what happens when someone uses this to make money by bringing up their status with bogus endorsements? It does happen, another hypnotist I knew told me how it was done, I presume he did it due to the large numbers of celebrity endorsements he uses. So without further adieu… here are some JayDee Hypnotist celebrity endorsements, pictures NOT included.

Will you vote for me?  – Stephen Harper

You won’t vote Conservative will you? – Jack Layton

Your going Green?  – Elizabeth May

Jean Chretien who? – Stephane Dion

You believe me, right? – O. J. Simpson

Your blocking my view of the buffet – John Pinette

As I told you before cease and desist before I sue! – Gerard V

Bring me my food before I talk to the manager! – Brad Pitt

You like Dilbert better than Pearls? ..arghh!! – Stephan Pastis

Did some one just let one go in this elevator? – Mike MacDonald

It wasn’t me – Russell Peters

Your fly is open – Uma Thurman

Pass me a napkin will ya mate? – Paul McCartney

As usual, these endorments can only make my career skyrocket!

Recently, I had the opportunity to perform in South Dakota. I flew into Rapid City, a nice place of about 64,000 people. I had time before my show so I decided to drive down to see Mt. Rushmore and the Crazy Horse monument. Unfortuneatley, I forgot to bring American money and you cannot get into Mt. Rushmore without cash or debit(I don’t do debit either). This turned out to be a very lucky break. The time I would of spent at Mt. Rushmore would of taken away much time to see the Crazy Horse monument. The Crazy Horse monument accepts credit cards for entrance and the $10.00 was well worth it. The incomplete monument is spectacular. The interpretive centre was large and as equally impressive. If you are ever in the area, go see it! I hope I live to see it’s completion, it will be breathtaking, Korczak Ziolkowsi’s vision is for all to enjoy and admire.

                                                                                                                                 JayDee