Spam E-mails and Retirement
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I did not write this but I think it is too funny not to share. It was written by renowned hypnotist Gerard V, in an e-mail to me:
I will be able to give up working soon. I checked my email when I got back, and I have won several lotteries that I hadn’t entered, and a number of distant relatives have died last week leaving me fortunes in each case. Several multimillionaires in Nigeria are asking for my help with repatriating funds and are offering generous commissions. All told I shall be a billionaire in a few weeks, and I’ll have an enormous “member”, permanently erect and will be renamed “tripod” in its honor.
The amount of spam is laughable because even if I were the type to fall for the lottery scam, surely I’d smell a rat at winning 5 in one week? Be careful out there.
- JayDee